I know...I know...It doesn't sound like much of a contest but I had to post because this guys mouth made the win very gratifying.
I am sitting at a light that shoots straight onto a long country road. The right lane where I sit has about 75 yards before you have to merge left into one lane. This black guy pulls up on my left (seems normal) and his GF or wife is riding shotgun. He looks over and sneers. Keep in mind he has this poor camaro sitting on 20" black wheels and the entire car is murdered out. At this point I am thinking to myself that I should remain silent and then give him a taste when the light turns green. This was the plan until he started talking smack about the corvette Z06 wheels on the truck. "What do you think you are a corvette? You couldn't afford the car so you just bought the wheels?" His lady friend thought that was some funny commentary so I addressed her instead of him with my response. I say directly to her "Do you think he is funny when he makes fun of other people when he clearly has no idea what he is talking about? Does that impress you?" Absolute silence....Priceless. Then I say to the guy "I'm not a history teacher so no free lessons today but if you know how to read and write go home and do a search on 91 Syclones." In hindsight the read/write comment was a bit over the top and I am by no means a racist guy but he pushed my buttons. I am not apologizing for it just saying it was bit over the top.
Anyway, this guy is revving the shit out of this poor car and I just sit there watching the opposing traffic light turn yellow. I rev her up to build some boost, the light goes green, and he was left like he was standing still. I mean I must have had 3 cars on him instantly. I never got it past 60mph. I didn't see the point in going faster. He was beat in less than 50 yards. It was just a quick blast. He pulls right up on my ass flipping me the bird and shouting. I couldn't hear a damn word he was saying but he was clearly agitated. GF was just sitting there with a sullen look on her face - poor girl!
I am sitting at a light that shoots straight onto a long country road. The right lane where I sit has about 75 yards before you have to merge left into one lane. This black guy pulls up on my left (seems normal) and his GF or wife is riding shotgun. He looks over and sneers. Keep in mind he has this poor camaro sitting on 20" black wheels and the entire car is murdered out. At this point I am thinking to myself that I should remain silent and then give him a taste when the light turns green. This was the plan until he started talking smack about the corvette Z06 wheels on the truck. "What do you think you are a corvette? You couldn't afford the car so you just bought the wheels?" His lady friend thought that was some funny commentary so I addressed her instead of him with my response. I say directly to her "Do you think he is funny when he makes fun of other people when he clearly has no idea what he is talking about? Does that impress you?" Absolute silence....Priceless. Then I say to the guy "I'm not a history teacher so no free lessons today but if you know how to read and write go home and do a search on 91 Syclones." In hindsight the read/write comment was a bit over the top and I am by no means a racist guy but he pushed my buttons. I am not apologizing for it just saying it was bit over the top.
Anyway, this guy is revving the shit out of this poor car and I just sit there watching the opposing traffic light turn yellow. I rev her up to build some boost, the light goes green, and he was left like he was standing still. I mean I must have had 3 cars on him instantly. I never got it past 60mph. I didn't see the point in going faster. He was beat in less than 50 yards. It was just a quick blast. He pulls right up on my ass flipping me the bird and shouting. I couldn't hear a damn word he was saying but he was clearly agitated. GF was just sitting there with a sullen look on her face - poor girl!