Worst Car Names Ever!!!

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JB's Red Ty

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So I was at Red Robin the other day and got the following coaster with my beer:

"You Rank 'em

Worst Car Names Ever

AMC Gremlin
Mazda Bongo
Renault Le Car
Studebaker Dictator
Chevy Blazer
Dodge Reliant
Potiac Aztek
VW Thing
GMC Typhoon
Chevy Avalanche
Hummer"

How could Typhoon beat out "Syclone"...at least Typhoon is spelled correctly...
 
speed_addict

speed_addict

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Re: Worst Car Names Ever!!!

How would either of them even make that list?

Id put the Malibu on there way before a Sy/Ty
 
mandingo

mandingo

She's an Alcoholic
Re: Worst Car Names Ever!!!

Possible reason Typhoon is on there, the owner of the coaster company got his mustang spanked by one :dunno:
 
brentd

brentd

Quick is as Quick does
Re: Worst Car Names Ever!!!

Pontiac Fiero

Wait...that was a truthful name...they actually did catch fire more often than other cars...
 
gjp

gjp

another post whore
Re: Worst Car Names Ever!!!

mandingo said:
Possible reason Typhoon is on there, the owner of the coaster company got his mustang spanked by one :dunno:
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:rotf: :rotf:
I would have put the syclone there first. But whats wrong with the names. They back them up good
 
WyoSyclone

WyoSyclone

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Re: Worst Car Names Ever!!!

Chevette...... is that French!?!

Eldorado.... how gay is that? :)

Beretta.... is that what the Chinese guy used in the Bond movies to cut people's heads off with? .... the flying frisbee hat?
..... or was that a cheesy cop show?

AMC Matador.....gag.... :barf:

Ford Fiesta.....oooh, let's have a party....

Diahatsu...... really? Who could name a car company Diahatsu?

Isuzu Rodeo? .....like riding a horse?? Yeeehaaah!

We haven't even hit the European or Asian models yet :D
 
Xtrempickup

Xtrempickup

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Re: Worst Car Names Ever!!!

Chevy Sprint - Sprint, barely get out of its own way
Dodge Spirit - Spirit of what may i ask?
VW Beetle - why would somebody wna drive an insect?
Ford Maverick - its not related to anything in the military, should have been blown up by the military
Isuzu Amigo- failed attempt at teaching the public a new language or getting non-english speaking ppl buying your POS
Isuzu Trooper - should have been called a storm trooper, thats a cooler name
Isuzu Impulse - The impulse to do what?? drive f*n slow
 
TYRODD

TYRODD

My ass. Look at it.
Re: Worst Car Names Ever!!!

I think Typhoon and Syclone are badass names...only better name would be GMC "Whoop Your Ass" :rotf:
 
gkrcr882

gkrcr882

SyTyless......for now!
Re: Worst Car Names Ever!!!

VW Thing - real creative

Chevy Nova- didn't sell well in Mexico for a reason

Honda Del Sol- how fruity is that?

Scion xA and xB- how's that pronounced?
 
Black Knight

Black Knight

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Re: Worst Car Names Ever!!!

TYRODD said:
I think Typhoon and Syclone are badass names...only better name would be GMC "Whoop Your Ass" :rotf:
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Or BAMF, that was a long running joke with my buddies if I had named them they would have been the GMC BAMF's. We must have been very intoxicated when that idea came up.
 
Norm

Norm

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Re: Worst Car Names Ever!!!

Lucerne is a bad one, Pontiac Astra? wtf is that mean? Vibe? who thinks of those names anyways?
 
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