for a good laugh.. i saw...

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dave fisher

New member
ok so im at south coast plaza mall in costa mesa CA. Near macy's... i see what looks like a typhoon from behind.. some one had taken red spray paint.. and a stencil and wrote " Cyclone" on a white lowered 2 door " chevy" blazer....

k.. what the F*&% ...i walked around the truck in amazement and laughter.. and the whole truck has some wack body kit.. and then the best part... the chevy symbol is now the infamous " TYPE R " symbol.. and there asian writing all over the F*&%en hood. .. lil yellow and blue fog lamps, black limo tint all around(probably so no one see's his stupid ass driving this thing)

i saw in through the windshield to see blue and grey crappy ass vinyl seats... and some stupid steering wheel.. what a joke.. it even had white "Rays" 6 spoke racing wheels on it.. and they had the nerve to add a " Turbo " sticker near the front fender well on the passenger side.. right next to the "momo" sticker and the "RaZo" sticker. but the icing on the cake is the really really cool wing on the damn back end of the truck... kinda like one you'd find on a eclipse GTS... now thats F*&%en awesome...

k.. if anyone see's this F*&%er... laugh at him for me.. or do what i did.. write a nice long letter(paper from my planner) and leave it on his truck... i was dying with laughter at this..

if i had my digital camera.. it would be on beaters.com right now..just thought you guys might want a good laugh at this..
 
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dave fisher

New member
" dear sir... it has come to my attention and others who encounter this automobile, that you think this is a " SYclone " from GMC. you have a Chevy and they did not make a cyclone or typhoon.. also the SYclone was a truck.. not a SUV, and spelled with a S not a C.. the Typhoon was the Suv that you have tried to immitate. Dear sir......

ARE YOU SMOKING SOME SERIOUS FUCKIN CRACK?!!

you cant even spell SYclone let alone make one look anything like it. you are a complete idiot who probably doesnt know his dick from a dipstick. and what exactly does all this asian writing mean? why is it on an american truck? do you know how to read this or even what it means? whats up with the TURBO sticker too? you really think people will think it is a turbo truck? come on now. did the guy at "RAZO" say they would give you more Horse power by adding the GTR sympbol with the cool stickers? why not add a big gay racing stripe to make it all match?
as a former Typhoon owner..and on behalf of all typhoon and syclone owners.. do us all a favor and paint over that cyclone writing with " JUNK " please dont disgrace the good name of GMC..thank you and good night

Dave Fisher
a concerned citizen"
 
manitoufs

manitoufs

Member
Hey Dave
I saw what looked like another wannabe on the 101 west bound in Sherman Oaks yesterday. A black / black Ty(?) with Sprewell decals on it. It got off on Van Nuys Blvd. It looked like it had the fiberglass cladding kit. I didn't recognize the driver (a hispanic guy with short hair). I suppose it could have been real but it didn't look very together.

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George Betzhold
93 Ty 2115
91 Mazda Miata BRG
74 Ducati 750 Sport


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