J_SULLIVAN
A&P slave monkey
Today 4/23/04 is the last day the Syclone will see the open road for about 6 to 9 months and I decided to drive it to work today. I went thru my last stop light before getting on US 69 to go south to Eufaula when I saw these two cars racing behind me. One was a new Altima and the other an Eclipse. I couldn't do anything about the Altima because I saw it to late but when I looked back and saw the Mitsubishi coming I hit it. After I had the Eclipse under control I decided none of us needed to be racing so I get next to a old man in a minivan and we both went about 40mph for about a mile in a 50 mph zone. Went to turn to get on the highway and the Eclipse which was driven by a young chick w/her little boyfriend got about a foot or so on my ass so when she did that I floored it and left that ass! When she caught back up to me I got next to a Dodge Ram pulling a 18ft? goose neck flatbed and stayed side by side w/him. She said, "fu** this", I could read her lips and passed the Dodge on the shoulder so I hit it and got in front of the Dodge and got back into the right lane before she could and stuck her on the shoulder for about 1/2 a mile until I thought I didn't want this dumb bitch killing all of us and then let her pass. They really had a look like WTF is that truck doing outrunning my lil sports car? Sorry so long but I had to put this up being its last day and all for awhile! 