SyTy Math :D

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2kwik4u

Resident slow guy
As some of you know, I've stolen Mike Hardmans Typhoon for a few days, and ran into an in interesting situation this morning. Thought it would be funny to start a SyTy math thread from it.

Typhoon + 315's - propshaft + barely snowy uphill driveway = Stuck Truck

I'm sure there are some better math equations out there for these trucks.....lets hear em!!
 
syclonekid43

syclonekid43

New member
Re: SyTy Math :D

syclone+broken tranny= drive it in reverse the rest of the way to work cause im already late for work
 
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2kwik4u

Resident slow guy
Re: SyTy Math :D

Sy-1177 said:
2kwik4u + Ty + leadfoot = Broken Ty
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I totally didn't break the propshaft......That was Jeff and Jeremys fault :D

I'm thinking

myself + typhoon - propshaft +big turbo = bald rear tires
 
hatrik8

hatrik8

Donating Member
Re: SyTy Math :D

Here's as simple as you can get. Syclone = Broken

I like Syclone > Typhoon :rotf:
 
ShuggsRR

ShuggsRR

Donating Member
Re: SyTy Math :D

1 LT1 AWD Jimmy + 1 unbolted passenger seat + heavy foot = 1 pissed off airborne girlfriend!

1 ShuggsRR + 1 love of V8 S10s + 1 love of Typhoons = 1 Tyclone, 1 Wrecked Ty & 1 94 Jimmy and a garage full of non-running junk

1 Jay Leno + 1 love of V8 S10s + 1 love of Typhoons = 10 pro street S10s, 8 Syclones, 12 Typhoons, and a museum to store them all.

1 Marty M + desire for a fast turbo truck + desire to be different + 1 love of Syclones & Sonoma GTs = The most expensive S10 on the block
 
Baythan

Baythan

SY2TY2SY2TY
Re: SyTy Math :D

Syclone + Typhoon + 5,000 miles + covered transport + addiction = Bankruptcy. :cool:
 
ShuggsRR

ShuggsRR

Donating Member
Re: SyTy Math :D

Selling cladding equation
1 wrecked typhoon + 2(inexperience + cladding) + ebay - many metal shavings + :rant: = Cladding still riveted to truck!! :tdown:
 
hatrik8

hatrik8

Donating Member
Re: SyTy Math :D

ShuggsRR said:
1 Jay Leno + 1 love of V8 S10s + 1 love of Typhoons = 10 pro street S10s, 8 Syclones, 12 Typhoons, and a museum to store them all.
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Is this true?
 
jjorgensen52

jjorgensen52

NHSTE - I'm the only one!
Re: SyTy Math :D

Typhoon + simple rebuild + 16 year old mechanic = 500hp restomod :tup:

Also

Typhoon + 500hp + 700R4 + second gear = splintered output shaft

and

500hp + Typhoon - gilbert PS + stock 245/45ZR16 Toyos + empty road = bald tires = failed inspection :rotf:
 
AUSyTyIN

AUSyTyIN

Unbusted $#it box
Re: SyTy Math :D

SyTy = Broken
SyTy + $ = Non broken

Since you need money to fix a broken truck, it means that there will be no women or evil in your life. Let me explain:

Women = Time x $ (Women take time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Money = (evil)^.5 (Money is the root of all evil)

Therefor:
Women = Money^2 = ((evil)^.5)^2 = Evil

Therefor as Money --> 0:
Women = 0 = Evil

Since the money is going into the truck, you have neither women or evil in your life. Thank you SyTy's! :tup:
 
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Mtn Z

Mtn Z

Donating Member
Re: SyTy Math :D

16Sy16 said:
SyTy = Broken
SyTy + $ = Non broken

Since you need money to fix a broken truck, it means that there will be no women or evil in your life. Let me explain.

Women = Time x $
Time = Money
Money = (evil)^.5 (Money is the root of all evil)

Therefor:
Women = Money^2 = ((evil)^.5)^2 = Evil

Therefor as Money --> 0:
Women = 0 = Evil

Since the money is going into the truck, you have neither women or evil in your life. Thank you SyTy's! :tup:
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Nice.....I gotta keep that in mind.
 
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